Minion
dantynan on Jan 04 2009
Minion 3.0.1a has been interning at Tynan Wood Inc. for more than a year. Her duties consist primarily of fetching coffee, programming, SMO, SEO, and preparing for the day when cybernetic organisms take over the planet and she is named their queen.
Prior to joining Tynan Wood Inc., Minion worked as an assistant to California governor Arnold Schwarzennegger. She left his employ after a scandal involving her affair with Robocop, which ended badly. She is not programmed to discuss it.
Reach her at minion [at] tynanwood [dot] com.
